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Liberal -  
1 .a. Not limited to or by established, traditional, orthodox, or authoritarian attitudes, views, or dogmas; free from bigotry.
    b. Favoring proposals for reform, open to new ideas for progress, and tolerant of the ideas and behavior of others; broad-minded.

The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language
Third Edition 1992

I.a   1.Possessing or manifesting a free and generous heart; bountiful.
       2. Appropriate and/or fitting for a broad and enlightened mind.
       3. Free from narrowness, bigotry or bondage to authority or creed.
II.n  1. Any person who advocates liberty of thought, speech or action.

Webster's Dictionary  
Men & Women
woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

A woman marries a man hoping he will change, but he doesn't
man marries a woman hoping she wont change but she does.
Putting a tattoo on a beautiful woman is like painting graffiti on a work of art.
The only thing that should be pierced on a woman is her hymen.

roads lead to where you stand
From there all roads lead to your death
Take a long interesting one

We don't fear death
We fear no one will notice our absence
That we will disappear without a trace

Death is that state in which one exists only in the mind of others.

When I get done living forever, I'll teach you how to do it.

I've decided I'm going to live forever.
Or die trying

Science & Religion
A major difference between science and religion is when new facts are discovered, science tries to change to incorporate them, religion doesn't.
     I would rather temporarily distort reality through the use of drugs then permanently distort it through the use of religion.
     If the facts do not conform to the theory they must be disposed of. 
fanatic is some one who wont shut up...
and wont change the subject -W Churchill

He who is willing to surrender liberty for temporary security.
Deserves neither liberty or security. - Ben Franklin misquote
Pick Up Lines

I've been to three hog callins and a county fair, but I aint never seen nothin as purdy as you Mam.
Al Wise

I'd crawl a mile on my hands and knees over broken glass, just to smell the exhaust of the laundry truck that does your skivvies.
Larry Steinmiller

I consider myself somewhat of an artist but every once in a while, I like to step back and admire one of gods true works of art.

My parents gave me my first million but the rest I made on my own.

Communication without intelligence is noise.
Intelligence without communication is meaningless.

Paraphrase or quote of Marine General

 I recently received a new Medi-Care card that replaced my social security number with a new alphabet soup number. I wish they would stop acting like your social security number is some kind of secret. Every employer, educational, financial and medical institution you have or will deal with has your social security number. In the early 70s they replaced military service numbers with social security numbers. Millions of people have had their social security number as their service number. My honorable discharge certificate has it on it. My VA disability case number, all my Navy School graduation certificates have it prominently displayed. It is not some kind of top secret number.
If you shut up when you're wrong, you're smart.
If you shut up when you're right, you're married.
If the spouse finds it on the internet it can't be wrong
If I find it it can't be right
Subject  Lines: 
Subject: To all the laws of physics, most the laws of nature and some of the laws of man.
Subject: To the whims of miss firing synapses.
Subject: No longer a subject of King George II now part of the Obama nation.
You wouldn't worry about what people thought of you,
If you knew how often they did.
If I went to heaven when I died, I'd just be worried they would demote me to hell.
But if I started out in hell, I would be hoping that I would get a promotion.
A Poem of Worth  

(about Veterans)